Look, let’s just agree that we all have some pleasures in life that nobody else will understand. And let’s agree to disagree on these things, OK? If it gives you pleasure, I won’t call you out if you’ll let me be. You dig reality TV? I take pictures of Lego. We’re even.
That said, I think it’s time we consider whether we, as a nation, have gone too far with the whole “pumpkin spice” thing. Coffee was fine, as were cookies, kettle corn and candles.
But this? I don’t even want to know how it works. Truth be told, all I want to know is if it can be done without the potential for yeast infections.